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If you’re at all like me, Beast Wars, the spin off series from the 1980′s Transformer’s franchise, was a beloved part of your morning. I watched it every weekday before school right after Pokemon. Like many cartoons from our youth, its many tropes and cliches lend it greatly to drinking game rules. Fortunately the rules are simple, and hopefully will allow you to enjoy the show as you did when you were a child, but this time with a beer in hand.

What You’ll Need: A drink of choice, and access to the show. It just happens to have become available on Netflix streaming just recently.

Da Rules: 

Drink 1 when :

• Any character transforms. Drink one more if their transformation is accompanied by and of the following phrases: “Beast mode!” “Maximize!” or “Terrorize”
• Any time a character is referred by something other than their real name (i.e. “Fearless Leader” for Optimus, “Chopperface” for Dinobot) Drink twice if it’s Rattrap.
• Anyone says “slag” or “by the matrix”

Drink 3 when Optimus says “That’s just Prime.” If anyone else says it, finish.

Finish whenever Waspinator gets slagged or a new stasis pod is opened.

The Lion King, a beloved movie from our generation’s childhood, is about Simba and how he has to reclaim the kingdom from Scar. While it’s loved from our childhood and some people have told us that it is sacriligious to drink to this movie, we basically told them that they’re idiots and you can drink to anything you want.

Warning: You will black out if you play this game to its full extent.

Drink when:

• The hyenas laugh.
• When the whole pride is shown.
• Whenever any character says “Mufassa”.
• Whenever they break into song.
• Any time they look at stars.
• Simba runs at any point in the movie.
• The term “King” is mentioned.
• The past is mentioned at all.
• Mufassa says something wise.
• There is a fight of any kind between anyone.

Death Rule: Waterfall during Mufassa’s death scene.

Supplies

• Enough beer for everyone playing to get one.
• Someone to shake one of the cans without anyone knowing which one.

Rules

• Have the shaker shake one of the cans in secret.
• Distribute the cans to everyone playing.
• Whoever’s can was shaken will explode all over them…that person loses.

We’ve all wondered time and again How The Grinch Stole Christmas. It was great when he did the first time, and it alright when Jim Carey did it (I guess…). Either way, there is one and only rule for either movie

Drink when:

• You hear the word “who” or any derivative of the word “who.”
• That includes “who,” “Whoville,” “Cindy Lou Who,” and so on.

Supplies

• 5 dice
• A dice cup (can’t be clear)

Rules

• One player rolls the dice in the cup and looks at the dice. The player announces to the group that he has an amount of face values under the cup. (ex. I have three 5′s)
• The lowest bid is one 2, and the highest bid is five 6′s.
• If the player to the left of the roller believes the roller’s bid they take the dice and become the new roller.
• If the bid is questioned, the roller reveals the dice. If the roller lied, he drinks. If the roller told the truth, the accuser drinks.
• With each new roller, a higher bid has to be made (ex. one 2 can be beat by two or more 2′s, one 3, or anything higher).
• play continues until a player’s bluff is called and the dice are shown.